Salsa dancing

Original advert:

Get ready learning the hottest social activity...Salsa dancing!!! You will meet new friends, burn those calories and have fun all at the same time. Our Beginning Salsa Class taught by professional instructors who are dedicated to your soon-to-be Salsa addiction. No partner or dance experience required. Just reserve your spot in class today by contacting at ***-***-****

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From: Alex Richards (under the name 'Alfonso')

To: Cesar *******

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hello my name is Alfonso I am from Cuba I would much like to make salsa with you, I would like know how much monedero you are charging for salsa and would I have to bring own indgredients?

Gracias,

Alfonso

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What?

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You advertise for salsa class I would much like to make salsa as I very like taste. I was wonder how much money it costs per salsa making lesson and would I have to provide my own salsa ingredient for each lesson.

Gracias,

Alfonso

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hahhha Alfonso. I advertise Salsa dance class.

Salsa mambo on2

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I have no heard of Salsa mambo on2, only heinz and the sauce of a Jamie Oliver.

Gracias,

Alfonso

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ok however you name it. If you want to make fun do it. Probably you don't have nothing much better to do.

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What do you 'make fun'? Do you mean have fun? Because I think making a salsa will be of good fun to me. But I still need to know the cost and whether I need to bring own ingredients because I have many many ingredient ready for salsa time.

Gracias,

Alfonso

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yo, stop joking. i don't do any fucking salsa sauce.

I do Salsa dance

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If you do not make the salsa sauce why do you advertising it on website?

Gracias,

Alfonso

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I don’t do fucking salsa sauce. Salsa DANCE

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Would it help me to look at recipes from the computer internet so I can have less struggle when I make salsa or will that be unfair to other competitors of salsa sauce make?

Gracias,

Alfonso

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this is a salsa DANCE class and there are no competitors it is a bit of fun so stop talking about salsa sauce this is salsa dance class

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I am afraid I have problem, I have looked online for recipes of the sauce you talk about but I am afraid I can no find recipe?

Gracias,

Alfonso

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what sauce?

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I look much on internet for the ‘salsa dance’ sauce but it has no recipe so I think you have lie in your ad you are a phony and I will certain make note to authorities you fraud

Gracias for nothing,

Alfonso

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why are you calling the authorities? This is an ad for SALSA DANCE CLASS, DANCE, DANCE do you know what DANCING is?

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Oh you mean like salsa dancing as in the syncretic dance form much originate from Cuban Son dancing of 1920s, more specific through much beat of Son Montuno with many strong influencing from the dancing of Danzon, Mambo, Guaguanco, and other Afro-Cuban folkloric dancing?

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yes!

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Oh. Well I am afraid this is no interesting to me and I will continue my searching for fun cooking class. Good day.

Gracias,

Alfonso

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End of correspondence