Wednesday 3 March 2010

Barack Obama

From: Alex Richards
To: The White House

Hello there Mr. Obama,
I'm not really one for politics, but I have recently become intrigued by the country of America, and the way it’s rapidly changing for the good, but unfortunately on a recent trip I suffered a bit of a problem. You seem to be what other presidents have failed to be; approachable, so I thought maybe I could get an answer from you or your contacts. On a recent trip to New York City with my cat, I decided to enter a McDonald’s Restaurant on a whim, but was horrified to see that the restaurant had in fact, run out of tomato ketchup, that was the driest Big Mac I have ever had in my life, and I have not heard the last of it from my cat, who is still disgusted by the lack of flavour in her happy meal carrots. Luckily her happy meal toy was Nemo, from the film ‘Finding Nemo’, her favourite film, very lucky escape from McDonald’s point of view. If this is the kind of change you have brought to the United States, I don't like it. I will appreciate a swift reply, with an explanation for this.
Thank you
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