Original advert:
? ? ? Junk Vehicle Removal ? ? ?
Car, Truck or Van
Do it today, midweek. Why wait?
Tired of that non running or junk car, truck or van sitting outside or in the garage,
carport or driveway taking up valuable space? Neighbors complaining? Rats loving you?
Sell or get rid of it today. Any condition, running, knocking, slipping transmission, etc.
I will rid you of your problem.
Give me a call today, ***-***-**** or email a reply
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From: Alex Richards
To: Mike **********
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Hi there, I currently have a car that needs removing from my premises. The thing is, my son and I have some kind of little prank war going on and he's got me about 5 times in a row now, doing stuff like waking me up in the middle of the night for no reason so I get all pissy, and he destroyed my shed, which I loved. So to get him back I've decided to get his car removed, something which he loved.
I should be able to provide any further details needed.
Thanks,
Alex
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Hey, yeah thats all ok do you have the address, phone number, any car info and when youd like it removed
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Okay, there seems to be trouble with retrieving the car make as it’s not my car and I can’t really get near it at the moment, maybe I could send you a picture of the car and you’ll be able to decipher the make (I can’t tell from the picture, maybe someone who works with cars can)
Thanks,
Alex
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Hey sure I’ll take a look i’ll also need your address and phone number
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Here is a picture of my son’s car, I can’t wait to see the look on the bastard’s face when you take his car away.
Thanks,
Alex
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Hey man what kind of sick fuck are you? you cant do that to a child its just wrong man
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Well, he’s already woke me up in the middle of the night twice, thrown his inflatable ball at my head really hard, spilled beans on my kitchen floor and drove his car into my shed. This is just the start of my prank revenge, I can’t wait to see the look on his 4 year old crying face. If you like pranks, you’ll be pleased to know I have a bear trap ready for the little fuck’s 6th birthday, I plan ahead, he won’t win this prank war.
Thanks,
Alex
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He’s 4 years old? You are a sick fucker I wont take his car away
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I lied about my son it’s actually my car. I can’t drive a normal car because I’m a midget and I can’t reach the accelerator.
Thanks,
Alex
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Yeah ok asshole
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It doesn’t matter now. I bought an axe instead, I may as well destroy it myself.
Thanks,
Alex
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End of correspondence
hahaha excellant, keep up the good work
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