Amazon review

Decided to review a game on Amazon under a Russian name.

Here is the review

Here are some of my favourite comments (These were comments I received within 3 hours of posting. You can see all comments on the link below)

Here is the review on the actual site. Although it's probably been deleted by now as it's apparently been reported about 10 times.

Edit: Review deleted after 16 reports :(

Junk car removal

Original advert:

? ? ? Junk Vehicle Removal ? ? ?

Car, Truck or Van

Do it today, midweek. Why wait?

Tired of that non running or junk car, truck or van sitting outside or in the garage,

carport or driveway taking up valuable space? Neighbors complaining? Rats loving you?

Sell or get rid of it today. Any condition, running, knocking, slipping transmission, etc.

I will rid you of your problem.

Give me a call today, ***-***-**** or email a reply

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From: Alex Richards

To: Mike **********

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Hi there, I currently have a car that needs removing from my premises. The thing is, my son and I have some kind of little prank war going on and he's got me about 5 times in a row now, doing stuff like waking me up in the middle of the night for no reason so I get all pissy, and he destroyed my shed, which I loved. So to get him back I've decided to get his car removed, something which he loved.

I should be able to provide any further details needed.

Thanks,

Alex

Salsa dancing

Original advert:

Get ready learning the hottest social activity...Salsa dancing!!! You will meet new friends, burn those calories and have fun all at the same time. Our Beginning Salsa Class taught by professional instructors who are dedicated to your soon-to-be Salsa addiction. No partner or dance experience required. Just reserve your spot in class today by contacting at ***-***-****

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From: Alex Richards (under the name 'Alfonso')

To: Cesar *******

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hello my name is Alfonso I am from Cuba I would much like to make salsa with you, I would like know how much monedero you are charging for salsa and would I have to bring own indgredients?

Gracias,

Alfonso

Missing dog 1

Original Advert:

M I S S I N G D O G

Missing female Boxer/ color-brown/ West Covina

Lark Ellen/ Rowland area

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From: Alex Richards

To: Rey ****

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Hi I have found something that matches your description. I can send a picture if you like so you can check if it is what you're looking for.

Thanks,

Alex

Joke website

From: Alex Richards

To: Joke website

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Hi,

I have a joke for you, it goes like this:

A duck walks into a drugstore, and says to the clerk “I’d like to buy some lipstick.” The clerk says “You’re a duck, you don’t need lipstick.” The duck says “I need some lipstick.” So the clerk gets a lipstick and asks “Cash or credit card?” and the duck says “Put it on my bill”.

I hope we can share praise for the author of this joke.

Thanks,

A Richards