Original Advert:
M I S S I N G D O G
Missing female Boxer/ color-brown/ West Covina
Lark Ellen/ Rowland area
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From: Alex Richards
To: Rey ****
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Hi I have found something that matches your description. I can send a picture if you like so you can check if it is what you're looking for.
Thanks,
Alex
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yes, Please send a photo or better yet call me at ***-***-**** ( in the West Covina area? )
Rey
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This is what I found. It matches your description, hopefully I have found your boxer and I can get it back to you soon.
Thanks,
Alex
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Fuck you. Is this some kind of joke to you, mr. joker? Fuck you.
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So is it your boxer or not?
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End of correspondence
A few hours later, I decided to email the same guy from a different email address…
From: Alex Richards (or Alexander Richardson to him as I was emailing from a different account. Imaginative name, I know)
To: Rey ****
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Hello sir, I spotted your ad, and I think I may have found your brown boxer.
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Could you please send a photo or better yet call me at ***-***-**** ( in the West Covina area? )
Rey
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Yes, here is the photo of the brown boxers I found, hopefully they are yours. I found them on the floor outside my local bistro.
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Fuck you asshole
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End of correspondence
Good to have you back :) And I see that comedic geniusness is never far behind either. Love it, keep 'em coming.
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